14.7.2011

Funny stuff that I heard over the weekend

1. The reason that I see "things" might be because that I accidentally wipe some cat's tears on my eyes when I'm younger

2. The shifu wants me to chant every morning before I leave for work because:
A) I won't attract "things" when I glow
B) nowadays bus drivers from certain country drive recklessly

I find 2b particularly funny.

Nevertheless
I've been chanting since then
Hopefully it lower my chance